We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog post with a breaking news announcement. Today the local authorities have confirmed that Miss Dish and Mr. Spoon ran away from Mr. Farmers house. This has devastated his whole family, as they were his daughter’s favorite dish and spoon to use.
The police have questioned the cat, the fiddle, and the cow who jumps over the moon, but no one knows for sure why Miss Dish and Mr. Spoon chose to run away. One thing is for sure though, they are on the run.
For all of you lemon dish soap users out there, be on the lookout. That type of soap is there favorite and they might be looking for it. Keep your kitchens locked down.
If you happen to see them, please call 1-800-DishWashers
This is Mary, Quite Contrary, signing off for Nursery Rhyme News. Come back at 10 pm for more groundbreaking stories.
And *YES* these are going to Shannon
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